, Had no disease to pull mouth-muffle, the one mouthful thick phlegm flew toward Qin Wang's eyes, Qin Wang said a :very quick breathing in flying particles of saliva!
Postscript
Qin Wang didn't die, but the for life disease ties up a body, the historical data jots down: Qin Wang Bao's sound was a non- Dian to hurt a lung department, the voice lost dumb.Afterwards, Qin Wang call° together large numbers of scholars and rummages ancient works and begs to cure illness good method not to get, one Nu under, the Fen book pit scholar.When a south cruise, the empress' non- Dian goes into action but Wu.
Liu Bang go into pass in after, frightened infection non- Dian, don't dare to go into Qin Gong, store soldier Ba up.
In order to keep non- Dian from spreading item feather, will the building temple confine to the flames.The non- Dian from now on disappears completely in China for more than 2,000 years
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 1565 humorous vegetables:**The first night(make to smile)
I once ordered a vegetables 《the mother and child meets 》 in the hotel of company down stairs, the vegetables came up a to see, FUCK!Incredibly is a soybean>bean sprout!
I once ordered a vegetables of 《snow mountain flies fox 》 , **!Is deep-fried shrimp cracker(white), up have a few pimping deep-fried shrimp skin!
《Walk on the path of countryside 》 , the my goodness, unexpectedly braises in soy sauces pig's knuckles, then side up inset some parsley!
Once and the classmate expected mountain to have a meal and discovered that a cool vegetables is called 《one country, two systems 》 , freely asked attendant this was the what, the result attendant said:"Is cook shelled peanut and fried peanut rice" ……
In Ta-ching, see outside blackboard in a chophouse up write of publicity, there is a course of vegetables being called 《wave black war 》 .Is specially strange, it is a spinach to stir-fry black fungus to ask to ask!!!
Still once ate a vegetables, call 《green Long Wo Xue 》 , is a dish refined sugar to up put a cucumber.《The heavy snow in volcano 》 is a cold tomato to up spread refined sugar
The some day had a meal to order way 《whisper 》 in the Yan guest building and carried to come up a to see is pig and pig ear, ha ha ……~~~
Remember last time in Tai-an, wanted a vegetables-《Mount Taishan three beautiful 》 .Coming up a to see is a cabbage bean curd, hence queries a young lady, answers Yue:Three beautiful is cabbage, bean curd and water, water in Mount Taishan is the most beautiful ……
I once ordered a vegetables to call 《time immemorial double Jiao 》 , be-green pepper+red pepper
Still have, 《red light district 》 -spicy chicken D
My specialty vegetables is called 《close a male war Qin Qiong 》 , not old?I remember is that I want out:The tomato stir-fries an egg-blush from shame and Huang Lian
There is one that call "the felling for deploring greatly" in fact is one cup water(50 dollars)
A friend plays in Mount Taishan, at one wife and children noodles the building ordered "the cow pulls noodles".Discover that the one beef also has no afterwards.Hence call to storekeeper ethics, get of answer BE:BE the teacher of noodles Xing Niu!The friend almost faints on the spot and asks:Do you take no account of long-last business?The storekeeper answers Yue:The general guest also comes right away a Mount Taishan from cradle to the grave, canning arrive me to eat noodles here me already very lucky
Ha ha.What is knowing 《the disorderly stick kills a pig eight quit 》 ?Is a bean sprout to stir-fry pig head meat!!!
Remember once on the dining table ordered a vegetables, was named 《only showed Feng 》 , carried come up a see, what a guy, unexpectedly is one dish duck bottom.
Has someone ever eaten 《irritablely kiss 》 ?-Ha ha, is a hot pepper to stir-fry a pig mouth!:)
Vegetables 《is small two black get married 》 is 2 in the plate to shell light of change egg!
When the United States deep-friesed our embassy, there was a hotel to put°througed a vegetable, called 《braise in soy sauce the United States embassy 》 .To come a to see!BE braise in soy sauce large intestine ……the one mouthful has never moved and then filled table underneath ……
Go to south and be on business, see a to call while having a meal the vegetables of《dynasty Jue in the sky 》……take to come up a to see, Mao, very neatly line up 8 goose bottoms in plate!!!
Xian is on business and sees the ketchup that the other people eat fried chicken leg and red ……hence will a son ……the check ……young lady to I call ……the Sir want of 《** the first night 》 is 12 dollars ……
Who like to eat "naked beauty"?-Be went to the shelled peanut of skin,Ha ha ha ha……
Does "the black bear plays stick" try and guesses, is what vegetables?The Hey Hey is in fact a tree mushroom to stir-fry a bean sprout!!!
At the restaurant of Huang Shan Yi, eat "Huang Shan Yi is unique", depend!Result unexpectedly is one dish fern vegetables, I pour!!!
I together learned to one restaurant and saw a vegetables and named "the monkey gets moon" and felt probably quite good and bought a to see, was a dish vinegar to up put a drop of scented ointment, absolutely the spirit exploded!!!……
I after the some big hotel is had a meal, ordered how many dinners, and then want how many vegetarian dishes, among them a call"the silver bud covers with quilt", the name looking at fresh, on table of vegetables after, how do you guess?The soybean bud choked the white Geng that the head goes to tail to up cover the 1 F stand egg
Calculate, those became.This is most classic-once see one vegetables, call 《prince charming 》 .At that time, with go publically all don't know why thing, hence will 1 dish.Result, the vegetables comes up a to see …… one big bean curd ……up still put Andy Liou piece's photograph ……public all fall on the ground, wildly vomit in white Mo ……
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1566 Li Yu Chun's humorous fragment, the corn must see
Finals the spot in Chengdu:
He Jyong of the review committee:"If the director says you are next again don't wear skirt, cancel your game qualifications, do you wear skirt?"
Spring:"Will I ask director to not wear?"
What:"Why don't you wear?"
Spring:(hope He Jie who watch from a distance the flank is as clever as Jing)"I wear have no them good-looking."
What:"You have never worn again!The director says to wear!"
Spring:"That ……I wear!.However no matter I wear pants or wear skirt, you are all similar to like me, to?"(Just a little lift up head,Beats By Dr Dre Solo, a fan kills the person's smiling face, the whole field shouts```!)
2, the agreeable son cry up:"be an idol in my heart have to have qualities, there is artistic talent, there is magic power, there is self-confidence, she has.She is naturally station in this satge."
CC:"I am getting more ashamed."(Is very shy)
Teacher HJ:"You are impossibly ashamed."(The whole field smiles to turn over, teacher H explains)
3, the Sina cover three strong:
Interrupt what Jie:
1.Start you knowing not?Does knowing the beginning what mean have no?
3.That is the tie, thanks
4.He Jie:The Yu spring contains one tie for specially liking, is what glass leave drills.
Li Yu Chun:The Ding Ding Ding Ding……That is water to drill
5.Net friend:Yu spring, be you after seeing 200,000 tickets, your then mood is how of?
Li Yu Chun:My mood BE, I at dream.
6.Be requested by the reporter to explode to anticipate mutually,
Spring:can from explode?!I calculate in all contestants a thinner, but I am a that edible most !!
7, amuse a limitless limit:
1.He Jie Yao's game, the spring as elder sister Shi wants to say a words encouragement He Jie, then the spring blurts out:"The taste shrimp really eats well."A short while He Jie isn't happy, say to the spring:"You say one to open up for I encouraging of words, Jing."Was about silent for 3 minutes, the spring suddenly said:"Encourage!"Then lower the head to eat shrimp.
2.While clapping a protrait:Zhao Jing Yi give°ed the vest to wear to walk, the spring spring is getting more hasty, toward a lens: she wore vest to walk, I wear a supporter, impossibly she wears vest, I wear a supporter?(That words and facial expression amiability of ah)
3.Amuse a limitless limit, a little bit the brightest today, easy Hui classmate, this is you eat of which lunch box?
8, cover a MAYA teacher
The teacher says: have to feel this shape very shining
Spring:mainly is rich, (draw the son of outside sound explosion door)
9, the Sina cover 10 strong:
The host says does the spring spring and BB fan ask them to want to say to the fan what towards scolding, ?
Yu spring one explodes cold;"Pain you``!
Make reference to ten universities:applause, applause
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